Black Large Rubber
Posted in Crafts on 06/02/2011 11:13 am by admin
I have some serious questions here for educated people!?
1.) Why is it that fat women get jealous when guys look at porn? They start all their fat chick drama and get jealous and act like complete bitches. But, it is perfectly okay for them to spread their legs and stuff themselves with a big black rubber penis. Does anyone else see the double standard?
2.) Is it alright to have a parasailing fetish? I find it unusually hot to see a woman strapped tight to a large parasail flying back and forth above the ocean. I have even paid random hot women to parasail in front of me while I lay back on the beach with a blanket over myself and please myself
3.) I firmly believe we loose part of our soul each time we poop. What is the best way to preserve human feces? I was thinking about dipping it in a salt solution (NaCl, KCl, etc) then freezing it at -78 degrees.
4.) What is the funniest way to torture a dog? I was thinking Tabasco sauce in the bum.
1) That’s just the way fat trolls women are
2) Trolls always have odd fetishes
3) Trolls definitely loose part of their soul when they poop. That’s often why they re-ingest it.
4) Your troll brothern can probably answer this question better than we could.
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